Strange Goings On In Bracknell Towers.
I received an odd text last night form her Ladyship which has left me wondering about if she is as well brought up as she makes out. The text said and I quote "Blimey, that Pot Noodle was hot"...
Now we all know that The Pot Noodle is one of the most singularly disgusting 'foods' on the face of the earth and as a Lady of some standing I find it hard to believe she has even heard of Pot Noodles let alone tasted one.
The are several explanations therefore;
- Lady Bracknell has been kidnapped by aliens and a Lady Bracknell clone has substituted her. The clone is unaware of Lady B's true standing and has made a fatal mistake in trying to fit in to UK society by eating what they think is the UK's staple diet.
- Lady B's phone has been stolen by a young gentleman in a 'tracky' and trainees' and he was texting his 'La's'
- Lady B hasn't been shopping for several years and that's all that was left in the cupboard (although this doesn't account for the word 'blimey').
- Lady Bracknell is not a 'Lady' after all and is in fact common as muck and lives on a council estate in Litherland.
I think we should be told. My money's on number 4.