There are many things in life that are wrong. War for example, homophobia, sexism, racism, disablism and lots of other ‘isms’ that I can’t think of at the minute. All of the above are a done deal. There are, however, lots of other wrong things in the world and I reckon I’ll share them with you. Remember, in the world of Marmite, Marmiteboy is king, so the following ARE wrong and you’ll never convince me otherwise.
Pea and Ham soup.
Middle Aged men with pony tails (grow up and cut it off man you look really stupid).
Dogs who wear clothes.
Balding men with long hair.
Socks and sandals worn together.
People that don’t read books.
Pizza with pineapple. (Last time I looked pineapple was a fruit it doesn’t go with ham, tomato and cheese. No really, it doesn’t).
Wind and rain (My least favourite weather combination. Should be banned).
The Chuckle Brothers (if you want to see just how wrong Google them)
Mayonnaise (why coat your food with something that doesn’t taste of anything?)
Malibu and Coke.
Men who wear thick gold chains.
Sago (you shouldn’t be eating something that looks like frog spawn).
That is a list of stuff wot is wrong. There is obviously much more that is wrong but I don’t want to be seen as being a miserable sod.