Marmiteboy - Urbane Warrior.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Wrong.

There are many things in life that are wrong. War for example, homophobia, sexism, racism, disablism and lots of other ‘isms’ that I can’t think of at the minute. All of the above are a done deal. There are, however, lots of other wrong things in the world and I reckon I’ll share them with you. Remember, in the world of Marmite, Marmiteboy is king, so the following ARE wrong and you’ll never convince me otherwise.

Pea and Ham soup.
Pop Socks.
Middle Aged men with pony tails (grow up and cut it off man you look really stupid).
Bakewell tarts.
Dogs who wear clothes.
Shell suits.
Balding men with long hair.
Socks and sandals worn together.
People that don’t read books.
Pizza with pineapple.
(Last time I looked pineapple was a fruit it doesn’t go with ham, tomato and cheese. No really, it doesn’t).
Wind and rain (My least favourite weather combination. Should be banned).
Westlife
The Chuckle Brothers
(if you want to see just how wrong Google them)
Peanut Butter
Mayonnaise (why coat your food with something that doesn’t taste of anything?)
Mathematics.
Malibu and Coke.
Men who wear thick gold chains.
Fondue parties.
Sago
(you shouldn’t be eating something that looks like frog spawn).

That is a list of stuff wot is wrong. There is obviously much more that is wrong but I don’t want to be seen as being a miserable sod.

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Blogger Charlesdawson said...

Hm. Well, I agree with you about pea & ham soup, bakewell tarts, peanut butter, and malibu with anything (wow! what a meal
that would be!) and I don't like pineapple on pizza myself, but just to be pedantic, you can't condemn it for being a fruit. So are tomatoes.

And mayonnaise - if you can't taste it then you have been eating the wrong mayonnaise. Blame the cook.

If you start condemning men with thick gold chains and/or socks inside sandals, you will decimate the entire Spanish tourist area duting the British holiday season.

Mathematics....that's because I can't do them/it. Is that your reason? Remember, you have to be able to count your underlings now!

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